[with a flourish, he replaces the top had onto his head, giving it a good rap with his knuckles juuuust in case. FIRST LAUNDRY. . . IS A SUCCESS]

[and as an orphan whose family is mostly adopted. . . something about Altria's words resonates with him]

Human families can be like that, too. For instance, my younger brother and I aren't related by blood.

We also decided one day that we were siblings, and that was that.