[ He normally has a nose for 'traps' but he doesn't really think of Altria as the type to do that, so he enters without much thought, focused on using a finger to push the bird away from his face. The bird accepts being pushed for a bit, and then chomps down on his finger. ]
Ow! Why you little—!!
[ It flutters off with a trill and settles on... Altria's head! Where it continues to sing happily. (Mockingly? It's definitely mocking him now. It has to be. This stupid goddamn—!) ]
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Ow! Why you little—!!
[ It flutters off with a trill and settles on... Altria's head! Where it continues to sing happily. (Mockingly? It's definitely mocking him now. It has to be. This stupid goddamn—!) ]
Hey! Get off her right now!