My goal...? To make you smile during this date, of course. At least once, but as many times as I can afterward.

[ Midnight grins, then seals the tumbler shut, sliding it over to Altria. ]

Here we are: shake this for ten seconds, then pull this part back so the liquid filters out.

[ Midnight sets up the first of two tall glasses for her to pour the mojito into. Shake time! ]